THE HEART BIONIC-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS AND MUSIC BY BOBBY BARE JR - MAY 2005

WHEN YOU TOOK MY JOY AND LEFT ME NOTHING BUT REGRET
THE SCIENTIST WHO FOUND ME THOUGHT I WAS ALREADY DEAD

SO THEY GAVE ME A HEART THAT IS BIONIC
NOW ALL MY LOVE IS SUPERSONIC

chorus
THOUGHT ALL YOU WERE WAS ALL I WAS-BUT NOW I GOT ELECTRIC BLOOD
THOUGHT ALL YOU WERE WAS ALL I WAS -BUT NOW I GOT ELECTRIC BLOOD

I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE HARD TO FORGET
TILL I FILLED UP MY HEART WITH MICROSCOPIC JETS

NOW THEY TELL ME I CAN MAKE LOVE 3 THOUSAND TIMES A DAY
SO SISTER YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY WAY


CHORUS---------------

THE MEDICINE YOU GAVE ME MADE ME FEEL LIKE A SAP
THE SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET FELT NEGLECTED AND SAD

AND NOW ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN'T GET ME DOWN
WHILE MY HEART IS BEATING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

CHOURS----------------


 

GUN SHOW------------------------------------------
BOBBY BARE JR - FEB 2006

TAKE A LEFT AT THE RECORD STORE
GO OVER TO THE GUNS AND MORE
PULL UP TO MY BACK DOOR
AND WAIT FOR ME ON THE PORCH

I WAS CALLING OUT YOUR NAME
TO HELP WHEN THE BULLETS CAME
DADDY SAID THERE WOULD BE GREAT PAIN
BUT I DID NOT FEEL A THING

MOMMA'S GONNA FIND A PLACE TO HIDE
AND MY GIRLS ARE GONNA WONDER WHY
WHY DID MY DADDY HAVE TO DIE
AND DOES HE HEAR US WHEN WE CRY

STICKY CHEMICALS---------------------------------------------
BOBBY BARE JR - MARCH 2006

THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN YOUR BRAIN
THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN YOUR BRAIN

STICKING TO EVERYTHING THAT IS LAME
STICKING TO EVERYTHING THAT IS LAME

AND THAT CHEMICAL IN YOUR BRAIN
STICKING TO EVERYTHING THAT IS LAME
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU INSANE
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU INSANE

I RAN A TEST WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP
ANALIZING YOUR CHEMESTRY
THE NUMBERS TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED
FOR BALANCE AND HARMONY

YOU NEED A KISS - IN THE MORNING
AND A KISS - EVERY NIGHT

 

BACK TO BLUE------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
words and music by BOBBY BARE JR.

HAIR BRAIN COCAIN AND A GIRL NAMED ROSE
A WRESTLING MATCH ON TOP OF DIRTY CLOTHES
JUST MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE

I THINK THAT THE HERO IS A CLOWN
JUST LOOK AT THE WAY HE HITS THE GROUND
WHILE MAKING HIS WAY BACK TO BLUE

I ONCE HAD A 3 LEGGED DOG NAMED FIRE HOSE
HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A CAT WHO BIT OFF HIS NOSE
JUST THROW HIM A BONE AND HE WILL FOLLOW YOU
JUST MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE


THE D.A. IS WAITING ON THE TELEPHONE
HE WANTS HIS CREDIT CARDS AND HIS PANTY HOSE
YA NEVER THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT’S TIME TO LOSE
JUST MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE


IF I WAS A SHIRT I WOULDN’T BE ON NOBODY’S BACK
A TUNAQUIT STUFFED UP A SOLDERS ASS
ALL COVERED IN MUD AND BLOOD AND LOOKIN’ FOR YOU
JUST MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE

THE CONDOM WRAPPER STARING AT ME FROM YOUR FEET
HAS STORIE TO TELL AND SECRETS TO KEEP
WHILE MAKING IT'S WAY BACK TO BLUE


IF YOU FOUND ME IN A PILE OF ROLLERSKATES
WOULD YOU LACE ME UP AND TAKE ME TO THE GOLDEN STATE
ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO I WOULD CARRY YOU
WHILE MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE

AND IF YOU THINK I WROTE THIS SONG FOR YOU
THAN I'M MAKING MY WAY BACK TO BLUE


DEMON VALLEY-----------------------------------------------------------------
words and music by BOBBY BARE JR. MARCH 2005

I FOUND A PLACE FOR YOU TO HIDE
WHERE YOU CAN BE THE DEVILS BRIDE

FOR THE HOPE IS OVER
AND THE POPE IS COMING OVER

THERE'S A BUNCH OF HIPPIES KEEPING SCORE
HOLDING HANDS AND BLOCKING THE DOOR

FILL YOUR SAD SACKS WITH EMPATHY
CAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD IS EMPTY

IN THE VALLEY-THE DEMON VALLEY
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME

IT AINT HEAVEN SO IT MUST BE HELL
AND NO ONE CLAIMS TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE THERE

THE HOPE IS OVER
THE POPE IS COMING OVER

SUNNY SINGS A SONG CHER
ABOUT THE MELONCHOLY THERE

FILL YOUR SAD SACKS WITH EMPATHY
THE WHOLE WORLD IS EMPTY


IN THE VALLEY- THE DEMON VALLEY
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME


 

MAYONAISE BRAIN----------------------------------------------------------
words and music by BOBBY BARE JR. FEBUARY 2005

DID YOU SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT
DID YOU THINK ENOUGH WAS A LOT
DID YOU MAKE MAYONAISE OUT OF THEIR BRAINS
AND HA HA HA - I GOT WHAT YOU WANT

COULD YOU BE A FOOL

DID YOU STOP AND TAKE A BOW
DID YOU MAKE EM WONDER HOW
YOU SPUN THEIR SOULS INTO A BOWL
AND SAY HA HA HA
IM ALL THAT YOU ARE NOT

DID YOU GO AHEAD AND RUB THE SPOT
THAT MAKES EM ALL WANNA ROCK
AND DOES IT TICKLE INSIDE
WHEN YOU SING SO HIGH AS YOU SAY
HA HA HA HA
I WAS NOTHIN' NOW IM ALOT

 

SNUGGLING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS----------------------------------------------------
WORDS AND MUSIC BOBBY BARE JR JAN 2006

I'M EATING CHERIOS-I GOT A BLOODY NOSE
AND I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN

OOOH HOOO IT MUST BE LOVE

YOU CAN SCREAM EVERY WORD YOU
TILL ALL THE MEANING GOES AWAY
AND I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN

 

 

HEY WAIT CAN I BORROW YOUR CAPE---------------------------------------------------
BOBBY BARE JR-CARL BOREMEL - PATRICK HALLAHAN - MIKE GRIMES -FEB 2006

HEY WAIT CAN I BORROW YOUR CAPE
THE LEADER IS FALLING DOWN
AND IF HE DONT GET UP THIS TIME
WHO IS GONNA SAVE THIS CLOWN

BRACE YOUR FACE FOR A MODERATE PHASE
WHERE THE SCOUNDRALS RAPE THE FOOLS
AT THE MOMENT WHEN ALL COMMON SENSE
BECOMES UNFASHIONABLE

HEY WAIT - CAN I BORROW YOUR CAPE
THE CROWD IS BEGINING TO TURN
AND THE BANDAGES ARE SO TIGHT
THEY ARE BEGINING TO BURN

BRACE YOUR FACE FOR MODERATE DISGRACE
THE SIBLINGS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL
AND THEY THINK THEIR ALLIES ARE
THE ONES WHO ARE BUYING ALL THE BULL

HEY WAIT CAN I BORROW YOUR CAPE
THE LEADER IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND
AND IF YOU WAKE UP HIS FANS
YOU WILL NOT HEAR A SOUND

BRACE YOUR FACE WITH GRIN TO WIN
THE MEDIA IS SINGING YOUR TUNE
AND THE WOLVES HAVE ALL RUN OUT OF FOOD
AS THE SCHOOLS ARE TEACHIN SOMETHING NEW


JUST STOP CRYIN----------------------------------------------------------------------------
WRITTEN BY BOBBY BARE JR. - JAN 2005

JUST STOP CRYIN' AND WE CAN GO TO BED
JUST STOP CRYIN' WAS IT SOMETHING THAT I SAID
JUST STOP CRYIN' I'LL KISS THE FEAR OUT OF YOUR EYES

JUST STOP CRYIN' I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME
JUST STOP CRYIN' IF YOU RUN OUT OF TEARS YOU WILL GO BLIND
JUST STOP CRYIN' I'LL KISS THE FEAR OUT OF YOUR EYES

CAUSE IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST DUNGEON IN HELL
WHERE THE BIGGEST FISH FRY
IT'S THE PLACE THEY COOK THE SOULS OF THE BOYS
WHO MAKE PRETTY GIRLS CRY

JUST STOP CRYIN' AND I'LL KISS YOU ON THE HEAD
JUST STOP CRYIN' AND WE CAN GO TO BED
JUST STOP CRYIN' I'LL KISS THE FEAR OUT OF YOUR EYES

JUST STOP CRYIN' I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME
JUST STOP CRYIN' IF YOU RUN OUT OF TEARS YOU WILL GO BLIND
JUST STOP CRYIN' I'LL KISS THE FEAR OUT OF YOUR EYES